cnnbreaking:

forcing a friend to watch a tv show

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rhyse:

12 year olds shouldn’t play GTA online

rhyse:

12 year olds shouldn’t play GTA online

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dominateeye:

berrystumpytail:

glassbottledemon:

infinityrant:

glassbottledemon:

glassbottledemon:

I JUST CUT MY HAND ON MY OWN BRA WTF

AND I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM THE BANDAID PACKAGING?!?!

Next Time: glassbottledemon breaks their knee on a pillow and gets pneumonia from a soothing cup of tea

The worst part is that actually once I broke my arm by tripping on a pillow and another time I got pneumonia from sharing a water bottle with someone who had it. ;U;

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IM CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER

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I’m full of love, and nobody wants it. — Unknown (via suspend)

(via melliekneegee)

netlfix:

a new sex position called the ‘9’

its just me lying there, i dont have a sex life

(via mmmmspooky96)